Day 2
So far, I’m not impressed. Or maybe I’m just grumpy because I’m effing h’angry? The juices are for the most part tasty, with the exception of the two fruit juices from yesterday that had beets in them. Blech!
For lack of a better way of saying it… all this juice-drinking hasn’t cleaned out my GI tract the way I expected it to. In fact, the only “cleaning out” that has happened so far was yesterday morning and that is only adding to my grumpiness. I need to be regular people. The only action my stomach is getting is some awkward tummy grumbling that makes for an embarrassing situation while at the office (since we have open cubicles and all). Is it too much to ask for that after all this juice consumption a girl can poop? Seriously.
More importantly - I’M STARVING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everywhere I look, food. I can’t scroll my dash because of all the food. Had a DM on Twitter asking me for recos for fennel recipes. Couldn’t watch the whole football game last night because of all the commercials about FOOD. Walked past a bowl of homemade salsa at work this morning and almost cried because I couldn’t taste my co-worker’s new salsa concoction. The saddest part of all is I still have to drink juice all day and night tomorrow too. Noooooo!!!!
